Man, March has been insane. Just one snowstorm after another, one freeze after another. I can’t remember the last time I was warm.
I just had a bizarre altercation with someone from the NYPD:
Cop: FREEZE!
Ben: Like I could do anything else in this arctic hellhole.
Cop: Why are you shaking your fists at me?
Ben: I'm NOT shaking my fists. My hands are up and I'm shivering.
Cop: If your hands are up, then where are your fingers?
Ben: I think they're on the sidewalk. Would you help me collect them?
I think I hate March