Does your pet look at you like you're crazy?
My pets are two cats and two chihuahuas. They expect proper English. When I deteriorate to German swearing, they know they are in trouble.
I do talk gibberish to my animals and talk to them like they are babies/children. They usually seem excited when I talk to them however which way lol.
No, we have very deep and meaningful discussions on a range of subjects. Fluffy, who is a hamster, has recently been educating me on several aspects of how she believes quantum computing and AI will affect human societies over the next 25 years.
Roflmao