My favorite:
One if by Land.
Two if by Sea.
Three if by the Delta Shuttle from LaGuardia.
I always wondered why Washington crossed the Delaware in those rickety old rowboats. Now I know, he was out of frequent flier miles.
Hilarious! Love your sense of humor.
I thought Paul Revere flew out of Idlewild, he borrowed Jefferson's airplane. And had a couple of glow sticks.
Too funny! Thanks for the laugh.
@LiterateHiker I saw someone else had mentioned Jefferson's airplane and the Idlewild just came from a twilight zone episode. I'll take responsibility for the glow sticks Idlewild became JFK