Another funny story about my mom. She dragged me, by brother and sister to church one Sunday. She only went if she had a crush on the priest. Anyway, when she took off her dress (my job to hang it up), she ranted on about how everyone was staring at her and "Am I some kind of freak?" she asked. As I hung up the dress, I realized it had naked people all over it. The figures on the dress were slightly muted, but naked, just the same. She took the dress back where she bought it and cursed the sales people for not telling her it had naked people on it.