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What's the nicest way to tell someone to F off?

GuitarDoctor 7 Aug 18
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Level 8

"Bye!"

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Level 8

"Well, I've got stuff I gotta do . . ."

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Level 8

"Would you bea darling and fuck off, please?"

Zster Level 8 Aug 19, 2019
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I used to work with a guy who would look you straight in the eye and say, "That's very interesting... Excuse me!" He said it so quickly you knew it was a slight... But he was nice about it.

It's always nicer when you can tell someone to go to hell in such a way so that they look forward to the trip!

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Level 7

Get religious - arms outstretched, booming, old testament voice, "GO YE FORTH AND MULTIPLY!"

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Level 8

You: "Give me an F!"

Them: "F!"

You: "Give me a U!"

Them: "U!"

You: "Thanks.. please deliver that message to yourself."

And make sure you're holding a Teddy Bear or something.

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Level 7

Please F off?

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