FTA: God can’t hate the gays. Both me and my twin brother are raging homosexuals.”

Ever since that holy encounter, the 28-year-old has been fascinated by religion. She even considered, despite being a “staunch atheist”, studying theology at university, “It’s all being interested in humans and how we f things up,” she shrugs. “Oh great, let’s create a perfect image of a woman who also happens to be a virgin and a mother, which is physically impossible, and then for all eternity women will be... s. I’ve always been fascinated by religion, and then obviously it’s used to f*** women over, historically, and gay people, so me doubly so.”