LMAO, I think about this every time a sports personality thanks God or Jesus for their victory, home run, touchdown, etc!
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Personally, I exaggerate expressions of diety-praise for the sake of sarcasm. I enjoy watching the subtlety of my disrespect for religious beliefs reflected in the faces of my victims.
Chevre_Sournois
Level 6
Mar 20, 2018
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And some days he wants to watch object poverty, murder and child molesting.
LeighShelton
Level 8
Mar 20, 2018
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I'm waiting for the non-chickenshit athelete to look up at the sky and shake his fist when he screws up. I'll buy his jersey.
Highway-Starr
Level 7
Mar 19, 2018
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So, assuming the fans are pretty much divided half and half, is god ignoring the prayers half of the fans, and what made him give preference to the winning team. Is the winning team more righteous? Or does god just not exist and we're all out here on our own and actually have to practice and work for our stuff.
HippieChick58
Level 9
Mar 19, 2018
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The last part of your answer!
Look up the song 'Drop Kick Me Jesus Through The Goal Posts Of Life' and you will see it makes perfect sense.
Sticks48
Level 9
Mar 19, 2018
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Wow, man...I haven't heard that saying since the 70's!
@Highway-Starr I think Mac Davis recorded it. Funny song.
@Sticks48 Bobby Bare did it: "I've got the will will Lord if you got the toe". Bwahaha!
@Highway-Starr You are right. I hung out with him on his bus in Austin one night. Nice man.
Haha! I saw after a basketball team one say they had been praying to a nun! I was like, yea, she made the winning shot for ya!
Presley1209
Level 7
Mar 19, 2018
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A lot of praising the Lord in the end zone - lol.
sassygirl3869
Level 9
Mar 19, 2018
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Funny how they don't praise him when it's 3rd and 40 yards to go with no time outs and 3 seconds left on the clock while their 6 points behind and still on their own 18 yard line. Duuuuuhhhh, foooooosball...ha ha
@farmboy2017 LMAO, so true! I'm waiting for the day a team or player is crushed during a game and they thank their Lord and Savior... I never saw Tim Tebow take a knee after a loss!
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