Porn. It's just a label applied to the viewing of procreation. Wouldn't that be how god views it? It's not porn, it's "picturesque procreation" while he sits there rubbing himself. He keeps repeating, "Be fruitful and multiply" so that there will be a constant supply of it. To say that it only objectifies women is one sided and judgmental because as a man I'd be quite upset every time the director said "cut!" Imagine how hard (pun intended) it must be to keep it hard until he says "action"

Even as a kid I could never fathom how an absolute, infinite, all wise divine deity would care and mind so much about each person's choices... like if they eat meat in eastern, or if you had sex for joy or just to conceive... could never wrap my head around how so many people would think this was appropriate

I have also liked this one:

So why is that every christian calls his name when they come?

Biblically speaking, there's only admonitions against men lying with men. I'm thinking god likes him some girl on girl action. And who could blame him?

I have stopped watching porn- the acting is so bad; all the actors must have breathing problems, the way they overdo the panting.

But I can't figure it out. A program may come on TV and before the program starts there is a DIRE warning, "Sexual content and may offend some viewers." When the news comes on there is no warning, and there are scenes of blood and guts all over the place- little children maimed.

Gaud-dude, the dude that fornicated with the so-called Virgin Mary, can send me to his theme park, Hell, for having sex, watching sex--- but he won't get me for 'enjoying murder and the creation of misery'. That would be rather sickening.

How can that which doesn't exist hate anything. Insane concept.

The Bible does forbid men w/men, but not women w/women; curious how God has the exact same policy as Vivid Video.
~ John Fugelsang

Tell god to go do something important like giving trump a fucken STROKE!

So god would be a Voyeur? lol

Well, by definition, The Almighty controls everything. Including internet porn. So, you know, I think The Big Guy has seen it all before.

Not every god Apply
Don't Forget That Islam God is a sex addict god
who sent a pervert as a prophet and gives the men who will follow the right to have 4 womens
So what do think ?

Come on folks, we invented what we call god. We have been inventing it since our brains realized that we are mortals. Until around 2000 years ago we had a stew pot full of gods, one for every purpose. people were having a hard time even remembering their names Then came a guy and decided to put them all into one basket. That made things much easier for everyone. Hey, they would have to remember only one name. Of course we also invented the porn too because it wasn't quite enough doing the sex act, we wanted to watch it being performed by others too as a specialized entertainment. So, since we consider ourselves a spitting image of god, I am positive god loves porn just as much as he/she loves violence, injustice, famine, destruction and whole bunch ot other stuff.

Like the Christians say ... he knows and see everything ....past, present, and future!
Then that makes God a Peeping Tom!

According to their book, god invented porn when he invented desire and the sexual act necessary for reproduction. Why not just do the deed by a handshake?

If god had a penis he'd love it.

And god hates figs too.

In the words of Chris Griffin (Family Guy):

"God's watching me do #2? Oh, man, I'm a sinner and God is a pervert."

God only watches the priests that mollest little boys. Did I go too far?

That's a good one! but I thought that Jesus preached against hate, anyway? lol

“God” if one exists. Doesn’t hate, doesn’t love, doesn’t grow old. It simply exists.

God: What cha doin to that chicken Adam
Adam: Wha..had ..happen was....I felt like chokin it
God: Hhhhmmmm???
Adam: The more I choke it the bigger it gets
God: Well...I got this here doll you might be interested in
Adam: But what about my chicken?
God; The doll with help ya with that..I'll SEE to it

He akso has his own porn site, " goforthandprocreate.com "

It seems creepy to think some divine entity is watching me screw.

He hides the truth of his porn addiction along with his gambling addiction.