I just had someone try and convert me to Christianity.
I'm like… "What a coincidence, I'm going to convert you to atheism."
He told me that I would NEVER convert him to atheism.
I'm like… "What a coincidence, I also cannot be converted."
He said, "But I'm telling you the truth. I have the good news."
I'm like… "What a coincidence, I am also speaking the truth which IS good news."
He said… "There's just no reasoning with you…"
I'm like… "What a coincidence."