"And God placed Believers upon the Earth for the amusement of Atheists."
(Okay okay okay, I admit to having a very warped sense of humour.)
"In recent years he’s returned to TV to make doomsday predictions while selling his supporters buckets of freeze-dried food and other supplies to use during the end times."
freeze... dried... food/supplies... for... the end times? prepping for jesus ii. wise people.
I’ve never been to sure what these people are being saved from. Clearly not themselves.