Well, first the burden of proof that he has an eternal soul to start with. You can't actually sue for ethereal concepts.
A catlick priest at my (all boys) school, told me there was some religious sub-set, (in France i think) who did things like tucking their shirts in with a stick so they would not be tempted by the proximity of their hand to their penis. I think this twat might be one of those.
LOL... I wonder how that religious subset "handled" things when they needed to pee....
Who made him watch it. There was enough hype leading up that he would have known what ti would be like.
Let's face it, he is not overburdened with brains.