These people have inspired me. I'm going to protest America's DRACONIAN anti-drunk driving laws. And if some innocent civilians get in my way while I'm plowing down the road like a game of Crazy Taxi....not my fault! They should have just stayed at home.

The Loud Gawd don't hold with them there sciency type blas -fee-me-us thoughts, what is in cont-tree-dick-shun, wid der Wholey Babble.
Now shush yer hole and git down on yer knees and praaaaaaah fer for-giv-y-ness!

Alleged gawds and alleged intelligence = one stupid typhoid Mary