I laughed so hard I have tears in my eyes. Enjoy.
A favorite tidbit:
"So I leave the sanctity of our 2008 Saab to join an evenly-spaced line of people waiting to enter the grocery store. We don’t make eye contact, we don’t chat. We just stand there silently judging each others’ masks. That lady’s wearing a SCUBA tank, that dude’s basically got a piece of toilet paper glued to his face."