Philosophy is like being in a dark room and looking for a black cat.
Metaphysics is like being in a dark room and looking for a black cat that isn't there.
Theology is like being in a dark room and looking for a black cat that isn't there, and shouting "I found it!"
Science is like being in a dark room looking for a black cat while using a flashlight.
...just a quick thought....what is the ology that stops the black cat from sleeping on the fresh towels. Does this also aply to couch scratching.
Felinology.
Reality is finding that black cat is really a Leopard. And he doesn't like flashlights.
I thought Philosophy was sitting in a dark room waiting for the cat to find you?