So I was woken up today to someone pounding on the front door and the dogs barking. I came to the door, still rubbing sleep from my eyes as I opened the door, to see two men dressed in suits. Jehovah's Witnesses. The one man asked, "Still sleeping this late in the day?" (It was like 11:00 something) and I responded by telling him that I work nights. Upon possibility now feeling like an ass hole the man changed the subject to my dog that was growling and barking and said, " do you mind calling off your dog, so that I can have a minute of your time?" To which I replied, "She knows you're religious and she's an Atheist. You just don't speak dog. She said 'quit knocking on the doors of people you don't know trying to sell them crap.' And you've already had a minute of my time. shuts door