The “Daily Show” host bared his feelings after the FBI determined that the Black NASCAR driver wasn’t targeted by a hate crime.
Noah then asked “Daily Show” correspondent and comedian Roy Wood Jr. for his take.
Wood wasn’t as sanguine and compared a noose to excrement.
“A noose is never good news,” Wood said, adding ”If you see a turd in your kitchen, you don’t care why it was there or how long or who put the turd there. ... There’s a turd in your kitchen, and you ain’t happy about it, and you want that shit gone.”
Wood also asked, of all the knots they could have used ― and he called on his Boy Scout knowledge to name several ― why did they use a noose to close a garage door?
"I was dishonorably discharged by the Boy Scouts for eating all of the fund-raising candy," Woods said.
SIDE NOTE:
At the first meeting, I was kicked out of Brownies by Mom, the den mother, for jumping around and repeatedly urging, "Let's go swimming!" instead of sitting and doing arts and crafts. Mom tossed me out for being disruptive. I was seven. Still proud of that.
Here all this time I thought I was the only strong willed one to get booted from Brownies. I salute you.
My hero!
Another great side of you coming out
Thank you, Roy.
You are still a force to be reckoned with.
And I agree there’s never anything funny about a noose
Thank you.