One thing that always bothered me, and is one of the myriad of reasons why I left Christianity, is the “my God never fails” bullshit. I’m always hearing this, and it is firmly believed by the Christian zombies. Well, the reason why your god never fails is that you never let the damned thing fail.

1. You pray; you get what you prayed for. God answered your prayers.
2. You pray; you didn’t get what you prayed for, but got something that works for you. God knew what I really needed.
3. You pray; nothing happens. Either you need to pray more or God doesn’t think you need it.
4. You pray; bad things happen. Either God is testing you or he’s working in some mysterious way that you don’t know, but He knows what’s best.
5. You don’t pray; something good happens. God blessed you.
6. You don’t pray; bad things happen. Either you’re not living right, God is testing you, Satan is attacking you, etc., but still God knows what is best.
   He never loses because they give him any chance of loosing! It’s all so logical to them too! Gah!
   My brain usually tends to work logically, though it is known to go weird sometimes. Lol. So I slowly drifted away from all of that. Nothing was making any sense, and it didn’t make sense to me that it made sense to them. Lol