"I don't know why I'm wasting my breath trying to explain why it's important to wear a mask," Crowder said. "They're not going to listen to me anyway.
"But I think there's a way we might sell conservatives on wearing a mask.
"They're missing the main trick about mask-wearing. Masks afford them with an exciting new opportunity to pursue one of their very favorite pastimes:
"Shoving their opinions in stranger's faces."
"Think about it, conservatives. Who among you doesn't love a horrifically offensive cartoon bumper sticker? Right? Masks are just bumper stickers for your face!"
Liberal Redneck- Wear a Goddamn Mask