Oh this is just so good - had me laughing many times!
He's the only person I have referred to in my life as "white trash" because the man has no dignity.
Yep, he shows that class is divorced from wealth. There are classy people rich and poor, and human trash rich and poor. He is a stunning example of trash!
Being from a long line of white trash myself, and using the term with pride, I am reluctant to apply the moniker to him. (Besides, he would never fit in with my clan. Hmph. He probably doesn't even know how to jump an old car with a screwdriver, or how to make Top Ramen salad.)