You are on stage and people are listening, but you can only give two sentences. And go...
Religitard: "The existence of natural laws proves the existence of a Law Giver, namely God!"
Atheist: "Why did the Law Giver give us Snell's Law?"
Bible Thumper: "Prove that God does not exist!".
Atheist: "There is no such thing as proof in science, grasshopper.".
"I'm here to share with you the secret to having everyone you meet love you. Stay home and never go out!"
Drive your Karma, curb your Dogma
Sugar coating leads to truth decay
Once you’re here savour it because you won’t come this way again with a talk like this. Thank you!