Sorry, I have to go with the Infidels at the Original Pancake House where the pancakes, waffles, etc are much higher quality and properly sweetened rather than tooth shatteringly sweet. Also, the side worship of eggs and bacon are properly observed being made to fluffy perfection and proper crispiness... let us not speak of how the toast is so much better and the food is always served properly hot and good.

Sounds like a nutritious slurpy sugary spiritual path.
But @GambaBabe, even when i like your style, i can't really do much because i have already committed myself to the Samosa-Chai religion. it's not sugary and masculine like IHOP, gender-equality, spiced up potatoes and green peas, steaming black tea with milk- all make it a potent energy pack.
I am not the creator/prophet of this religion, but i can tell you that after preying on Samosa-Chai, anyone would eat IHOP for dessert.

Here in the Pacific Northwest our little sect will only tolerate marionberry syrup. Nice sense of humor!

I love pancakes and butter. Will you accept congregants from afar?

I'm such an apostate! I worship at the alter of the high protein diet.

I’ll join, but only if peanut butter as a pancake topping is allowed. Lol

I'm going to start my own reformation faction in which we worship the one true pastry, the Crêpe Almighty.

What's your opinion of Waffle House?

If you include Swedish crepes with a ton or two of lignonberries, you have made a convert today.

omg omg omg i want in ppppllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaasssssssssseeeeeeeeee

There is a very cult- like church a couple of blocks from my house that calls themselves IHOP. Their P is for prayer, of course.

I'm in!

Strangely enough, this has already been done. See: [ihopkc.org]

ihop is full of sexual abuses and the creators are making bank. It is pretty scary how quickly fools line up to get on a ship that is so lacking in seaworthy qualities.

Have you heard of the church of the flying spaghetti monster? They are called pastafarians and have their own dogma. They have sued several licensing departments for not letting them wear their signature cap (a colander) in their drivers license (they win every time).
Here's a fun link: [venganza.org]