Here are some jokes that a friend translated from German.

A motorist is stuck in a traffic jam in the US. Suddenly a man with a cup knocks at the window: "Excuse me, but Donald Trump has just been kidnapped. The kidnappers demand $10 million dollars or they'll pour gasoline on him and burn him alive. So my friends and I are taking up a collection to help." The motorist thinks and says, "How much gas are the other drivers giving, on the average?"

How does Donald Trump change a lightbulb?
He holds the lightbulb and waits for the world to turn around him.

What is the difference between Trump's necktie and an oxtail?
An oxtail covers the whole asshole.

Warning! These jokes are not to be used for political purposes!