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There's an ampersand in there somewhere, but basically this guy choose a shirt that says he runs on Jesus cornhole.

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bragadm 5 Aug 21
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Level 9

Bend over and let the games begin!

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Level 8

Jesus! That seems to be my reaction every time I'm cut off in traffic, there's always a little chrome fish on those bumpers or license plate holders.
Black is sliming, but dude, damn!

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Level 7

What was he thinking I wonder? How can you interpret that in a beautiful and meaningful way??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

When ypu find out how to interpret it at all let us know 😂

Can’t even lol
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Level 8

Well, there always WERE some unsavory rumors going around about Jesus ...

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Level 7

I have to assume that he's talking about the beanbag-tossing game, but I still don't understand what he's trying to say.

Mystery solved! But I think he still needs to get a life.

@linxminx That’s popular enough to warrant a t shirt?!?

@linxminx That's nothing. We have (had, pre-pandemic) cornhole tournaments for the prisoners where I work. Although depending on how you define it, that could be a year-round thing...
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Level 8

Can't say I know him well enough to call him a liar

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Level 10

Yikes

bobwjr Level 10 Aug 22, 2020
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Level 8

I've looked at this a while now, and I've never seen cornhole used that way. I'm still not sure what he means.

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Level 9

Urban Dictionary definition:

Cornhole

  1. to anally f-ck someone.

  2. the asshole.

Learn something every day.

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Level 9

At least Jesus is not written as possessive.

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Level 8

What does it mean?

Exactly!

[english.stackexchange.com]
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Level 7

Those items must come with beer and french fries.

SCal Level 7 Aug 21, 2020
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Level 9

Probably got the & hidden up his "cornhole"?

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Level 9

Obviously a fan of the 1974 Gay Jesus film HIM!

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Level 9

Is that jesus cornhole, like his last name? Or jesus comma cornhole?

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Level 9

No life...

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Level 9

It makes me think of his ass hole, yuk.

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Level 7

He needs to run on something better judging by that large paunch in the middle. Is it Jesus (Latinx) or the mythical figure?

Now there’s a thought. He could have a lover...
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Level 8

"And he was all about love and caring, you turds!"

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Level 8

That is certainly what all religions do, stiff you in the arse, no reason to assume jebus to be any different.

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Level 9

If they keep this up Jesus will be afraid and never come back. 🙂

Might never come back with all these people wearing crosses 😂
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Level 8

Last time I saw you it was in that 1980’s movie “The Toxic Avenger” if not that then it must have been that cyclops in “The Seventh Voyage of Sinbad”

Or maybe one of the Butabi Brothers in “A Night at the Roxbury”

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Level 7

Maybe: I'm a dad cornhole, that runs on jesus?

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Level 7

Sounds like an expression of faith and belligerence. Very odd way to express himself.

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Level 8

I think it's one sentence, followed by two exclamations.

"I'm a dad that runs on."
"Jesus!" "Cornhole!!"

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