Some hot guy near me at the gym didn't even hear my loud fart, because he had his headphones in. Good.
I forgot to take my Gas-X before going to the gym. Oops! 
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.That's why I take my dog with me most of the time, easy excuse, blame the dog, hey it works for homework
PickledRick
Level 8
Apr 10, 2018
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Lol, a dog at the gym?!
@Sarahroo29 Mental health companion dog, state certified....lol
@buzz13 I'm not allowed a dog where I live.
@Sarahroo29 Oh my, that's sad if you love animals
@buzz13 I do.
Dam veggies!!
Robin1970
Level 6
Apr 10, 2018
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Yes, I had cabbage in a salad before I left.
He didn't hear it but did he smell it? 
kmdskit3
Level 8
Apr 9, 2018
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Idk? I smelled it.
The gods of luck smiled upon you.....lol
PickledRick
Level 8
Apr 9, 2018
4
He was hot!
@StarvinMarvin Huh?
If that happens to me, I just say someone stepped on a duck
lbusche
Level 7
Apr 9, 2018
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Haha.
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