What do call a dead U.U? All dressed up and no place to go.

How do you excommunicate a U.U?
You take away his coffee.

Here's the Pope rolling a bomber:

Re Christmas: sheep lamb in the Spring, middle easterners are brown and Christmas is just the repurposing of the pagan rite Saturnalia.

Re Santa: is it your policy to lie to children, or is this a one-off?!

Jesus, Muhammad, Zarathustra and Donald Trump were flying across the Mediterranean when the engines began to fail. The pilots threw out all of the luggage but the plane was too heavy. So, since there weren’t any parachutes, Muhammad, saying “God is great” jumped out of the plane. But the plane was still too heavy. So, Zarathustra saying “to live in fear and falsehood is worse than death” jumped out of the plane. But the plane was still too heavy. So, Donald Trump, from New York City, said remember the money changers, and threw Jesus out.

Why doesn't Jesus like M&Ms?

They fall through the holes in his hands.

You asked for it.

I’ve posted these before but ‘tis the season! This was 3 Christmas’s ago when my daughter played Jesus in the nativity at her gay Dads’ church. (I had a baby for a gay couple)

Sometimes I feel the power of Jesus inside me... I wish police took male rape more seriously...

REPUBLICAN: What do you think Jesus' favorite gun would be?

ME: A nail gun

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