Don't forget the Earthquakes, tsunamis, Plagues, PANDEMICS (very important), famines, Hatred of the female form and womens rights, Cancer, the promotion of sexual repression while banning contraception and abortion (refer to Womens Rights again). He's a busy Guy.
And he has to manage all this shit while being everywhere at the same time looking into your mind and every thing you do and every thought you make.