(Pettiest president ever)
President Donald Trump took time last week to bash leading U.S. lifestyle magazines for failing to give First Lady Melania Trump a single front page cover during his term in office, according to Business Insider.
Fake boobs!
Fake everything! Smile, face, marriage, life.
Yes, this is much more important than the pandemic. I can see why it's been occupying his thoughts to such a great degree.
EDIT: Okay, I read his tweet. "Greatest" First Lady "of all time"? Married to the biggest ego of all time, is more like it.
Maybe the reason they don't give her cover shoots is- and I know this sounds bad, but still- because she looks like a cheap mail-order bride. You know, the ones you get from the Personals ads and they turn out to be an Eastern European hooker.
Ohhhh, wait......