Jesus, Muhammad, Zarathustra and Donald Trump were flying across the Mediterranean when the engines began to fail. The pilots threw out all of the luggage but the plane was too heavy. So, since there weren’t any parachutes, Muhammad, saying “God is great” jumped out of the plane. But the plane was still too heavy. So, Zarathustra saying “to live in fear and falsehood is worse than death” jumped out of the plane. But the plane was still too heavy. So, Donald Trump, from New York City, said remember the money changers, and threw Jesus out.