Highlights of things that are better in less than one week:

1. You can ignore Twitter

2. We are not paying for golf trips

3. There are no presidential relatives in government

4. Fact-checkers are not overworked

5. We have seen the President’s tax records

6. The worst the press can come up with is the President’s watch

7. The national security adviser has not been fired for lying to the FBI

8. The President does not care about the color scheme of Air Force One

9. We have a President familiar with the Constitution

10. The President will talk more to our allies than to Vladimir Putin