Self-proclaimed Christian “prophetess” Kat Kerr, who thinks there’s football in Heaven, that God will put back any baby lost through a miscarriage, and that God keeps a warehouse in Heaven for anyone who needs (for example) a new kidney, has made up a new lie.

Yesterday, during a conversation with Steve Shultz of ElijahStreams, Kerr explained that if anyone comes after her due to her support for Donald Trump — something that no one is doing — they’re in for a big surprise. They will have to face her bodyguards: 150-foot-tall angels… who will murder them.