Republicans have filed yet another bill to force witnesses in front of House committees to say “So help me God” in their oaths. A similar attempt failed last year — and will almost certainly fail again this time.
It all stems from a number of high-profile incidents in which Democrats left those religious words off of the oaths they administered to witnesses — accidentally, theoretically, and purposely.
I’d say it and immediately after state that I don’t believe in god.
I thought I might say, "So helpo me imaginary sky daddy." Or, "So help me Flying Spaghetti Monster".