Because an increasing number of people are having heart attacks while gambling, the big, high-class casinos are now equipped with sophisticated defibrillators.
They are computer-controlled to deliver the exact electric shock needed to revive a heart attack victim.
At the cheaper casinos, they just drag you across the carpet and touch your finger to the doorknob.
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.Do they allow wagering on how many shocks it will take to wake you up? (or kill you)
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