From you American's favourite hate:
Biden’s ratings MUCH lower than Trump’s least-viewed speech to Congress, but he did beat the Oscars [rt.com]
The clown will always attract a bigger audience than the lecturer
What's the difference between a prostitute, a mistress and a housewife ?
prostitute : Are you THROUGH already ?
mistress : Are you through ALREADY ?
housewife : Beige, I think I'll paint the walls beige . . .
Housewife more likely to say, not gasp, "Geourge! The walls and or ceiling need painting. YOU can do them beige."
60 + years ago my registered blind spinster aunt could wallpaper in the dark & manage to get the pattern aligned. How she did it we'll never know.