I thought I'd better post this to check on all of you that went to the Redneck Rave.
You know, just to make certain you didn't slash someone's throat, strangle a woman, get busted for Meth (the first car in line, BTW) or impale yourself whilst on a redneck motorized something and having to be airlifted with the log still, well, to be blunt, up your ass for surgeons to remove.
(Fucking unbelievable!!!!)
I imagine "Redneck Rave" went exactly how one might imagine it.
I'll compare that with the over a dozen times I attended the Strawberry Music Festival just outside Yosemite.
In all that time I saw one festival goer airlifted out after a heart attack, and one person suffer a grand mal seizure on the front deck of the general store. By the time they hit the deck there were two paramedics taking care of the situation.
The local Sheriff's deputies considered assignment to the festival one of the perks of working for the department.