Oh yeah!!! Today's "National Tell-A-Joke" Day!!!
So, here goes...
Whatβs the difference between the U.S. and yogurt?
If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.
I was kidnapped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.
90 year-old Irving marries 60 year-old Josephine.
On their wedding night Josephine calls down to Irving "Irving, come upstairs and make love to me ! "
Irving calls back up to Josephine "I can't do BOTH"
Though I enjoy the sport, I could never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
@willow_wisp. He he