Screw it, I’m not eating French fries, French toast, or French dressing again AS LONG AS I LIVE!!!! That will teach them!!!
And you can absolutely not braid your hair in a French braid!
I bet you didn't even consider that! Is that really the world you want to live in?
And while you’re at it, no more French dip sandwiches made with a baguette (French bread) or French onion soup; get rid of that French door (if you have one) that opens to your patio; stop eating French vanilla ice cream or drinking coffee made in a French press; never listen to (or play) the French horn; and whatever you do, no more French kisses! That’ll teach those frogs!
What about french bread, french pastries, french onion soup, and french cut green beans?
Should have read yours first… sorry for the duplication!