Zeus, he has the body for it, the Greeks were great at wrestling and other naked games so therefore experience is on his side.

The oldest god in this list is Amen Ra..thus he would win..and satan and jesus wouldn't count for they were invented beings..after the fact...

Amen or Amon Ra was called the King of all Gods..

buddha knows kung fu

None since they're all make-believe

I'm not going to fault you for having 7 choices instead of 6. I just read your math poem which explains much.

I voted Krishna, and here is why: They've already taken over all the air and bus terminals, and they're doing a good job of getting a foothold in parks and picnic areas. As I see it, whoever wins the battle will eventually lose to the Krishna freaks because he'll be surrounded and outnumbered.

With Saddam Hussain as his lover, how could Satan lose? (And you have 7 choices).

Obviously not the poller who can't count to 7

I think it will be Jesus because he was able to kill millions of people simply by convincing them that hand washing was a Jewish rite and therefore unnecessary. Satan is really too timid. I mean, look at the Bible, who'd he kill? Job's kids and his servants? Not a whole lot of other people.

Satan would just sip wine while they duke it out and fight whoever was left.

Isn’t all sh*t blamed on, SATAN? … and there seems a lot more of that than whipped cream

Zeus was supposed to be the head honcho among the gods in Greek mythology. I remember him from the Hercules cartoons