Finally picked me up one of those followers, turns out she’s a right wing christian nutter......I was like are you effin lost, I think you took a wrong turn at South and Broadway.....
You know what came next!?
I never look at who's following me. I assume they're all lunatics. Why would anyone ever follow me? I have no idea where I'm going!!!!
Well you don’t have to look, you get a notification that they’re following you....
Sounds like you have the same amount of followers as I, that’s a big zero my man!
"You're just mad at Gob"?
Speak English or go away.....