It is funny...haha! It kind of makes me think of what I'd consider a 10-Commandments for so-called patriotic christians. What "WE" do, and what "WE" don't do. In America, "We the People" are not forced to engage in groupthink; we have the freedom to make our own choices individually and collectively. Unfortunately they've chosen to engage in a scavenger hunt looking for Jesus, because they can't find Pokemon...lol.
Forgive them for they do not know what they are doing.
But why just Jesus? Can Mohammed, Zaratrushta, Moses, Krishna or Buddha be alternatives? Also as white supremacists, they should not like Jesus, Krishna or Mohammed. They were black.
You have a good point, though wasn't it Christians who started Halloween to ward of evil spirits? I don't know if that is true or not.
I wonder if they tell their church that tithing is a handout.
When is satan's day? Never heard of it.
The word "socialist" scares Republicans. They add "satanic" to increase fear.