"NearlySincere" wins the prize. Just sent him a complimentary message:
Hi there,
You win the prize for having the funniest user name! Nearly sincere, indeed. Few people admit it.
Just pruned a bouquet of exclamation points. Don't want to sound like Tigger. Bouncy! bouncy!
Your profile is hilarious. Well done. I'm still smiling.
Sincerely,
Kathleen
Hey maybe you met someone local, with humor and personality !
He is 185 miles away. That's a three-hour drive in good conditions.
@LiterateHiker darn it
He's 55 years old. "I’m a retired athlete / Olympian / Ironman champ," he wrote in his profile. Too young for me. I'm 68.
@LiterateHiker I'm Not sure what the little yellow face with the flat lips mean. Probably means "Not Sure"
This is his face.
He just saved my profile on Fitness Singles.
In Ultima Online I have a charcter named "Bim" and by doing quest she got titles so she became "The Glorious Lady Bim"
One day hanging out in town I see the ghost of "The dastardly Lord Jesus Christ" run by.
I laughed so hard.
I used to cook at the Bijou Cafe in Portland, Or. One day, while I was working my helper, said to look at the front door, I glanced, and before my eyes were, Jesus Christ, all dressed up with a sheepherders pole. I asked if he was going to come into the pace, apparently, he did not. Perhaps he knew that about thirty-five years in the future I would nail him to a cross. I made the cross for a catholic church and someone had to do it.
For those of you who think this is a strange thing to do, my boss cut the statue in half so the proportions were more correct to a human.