I won't identify the poet since I haven't talked with her about posting something.
I'm delighted that the she plans to write one poem per month from now on.
This first one is a gem, isn't it?
PERSONALS
Look what I found
In a random sampling of
Literary, college, university
And other assorted magazines
Chirpy divorced romantic
Denver, CO area
Looking for male companion
Hairy chest preferred
NYC octogenarian male
All systems still working
Looking for perky partner
Any color/sex/age will do
Male Yankee – MA
Come romp with me
On Martha’s Vineyard
BYOB
Main Line Philly debutante
Always a bridesmaid, never …
Substantial dowry and
Substantial body
Southern Belle – Atlanta
Looking for her own Rhett
Millionaire preferred
Send financials to Daddy
Microsoft executive Seattle
If you want a nerdy buddy
Look no more ladies
Check my algorithms
Black singer– New Orleans
French, Caribbean. Nigerian mix
Wants male pianist
For gigs on cruise ship
Pistol packing momma - Dallas
Looking for NRA straight shooter
Must own automatic weapons
Ex military preferred
LAPD detective- drugs
Seeks Hollywood star
For undercover and
Under the covers gigs
Tacoma cat owner
19 at last count
If you don’t mind kitty litter
You’re the guy for me
Toledo undertaker
Seeks sober wife
Those who smile
Need not apply
Kansas City minister of
Paradise Mega Church
Come join my other wives
Bring God to the prairies
I’m Sitting Black Feather
A Lakota in the Dakotas
Looking for bareback squaw
For bareback rides on the res.
A Lakota would never use the term squaw. It is the American English equivalent of referring to a woman as a cunt.
Mitch07102
Exactly. I thought the same thing.