Okay, so how many of you have burnt bread in the toaster, lifted it out.... and mumbled to yourself “Okay, this is toast.” ???
Whenever I go to my brothers house I turn his toaster setting to "very dark" without him knowing. My revenge for him hitting me over the head with a frying pan 53 years ago after watching the 3 Stooges.
Our toaster is way close to the smoke alarm. I fan it with a paper plate at least twice a week.