Can’t. Doesn’t exist.

I would tell him he did a bad job at revealing himself to me and the world. But since there is no such thing as the supernatural I am sure I won't be having that conversation.

Stephen Fry is a brilliant man. I would have to agree with what he said but I stop laughing so hard I was crying.

Well, I'll be damned. Fry's answer is the theme of Twain's The Mysterious Stranger.

Tag, you’re it.

Who are you?

Not going to happen

Hahaaa I think I'd say "So where have you been all my life?" And then if he still wanted to talk with me I would have to question him on why he did things the way he did..you know, what was the point. And then I'd ask him if I could speak directly to Sartre.

I don't think I'd talk to such a being. Either it's too big for it's britches, or it's too big for the conversation to matter.

Not pleased to meet you

I would just have an honest talk about why I don't believe in God. Which if God truly knows all them I'd just be expressing it aloud and directly. Which if this day ever comes were my intentions anyway. If the conversation continues and I can get answers from God. I would ask about a lot more. Mostly about why must there be so much suffering. To a lot of those who believe in you. Not here in America but overseas where there are way worse conditions than here. And is God's power as strong and extensive as the good book leads you to believe?

I've said it before. I'll say it again. If I saw said deity, I'd immediately tell it "you're fired."

I'd ask it what the plan was for raising children, and why it didn't help teach people about having children in a way that would not result in child abuse or starbation.

Nice to finally meet you , too

How could one entity be so narcissistic? Childhood cancer? Wtf is that about.

"you gave some really shitty evidence for your existence" followed by " you really kind of screwed this whole thing up, didn't you?"

I met him on mesacline !! When you meet "god" you don't talk you sit there in awe completely mindblown..

I know it was the mescal... but I also KNOW I met god (or what people think of as that). You don't have to talk to god he already knows lol ; I can't possibly explain myself and probably this sounds pretty much like gibberish lmfao. Which is normal for me.

When he opened his mouth it was everyone who had ever lived and died.. plus the others not yet born all whispering, "everything is going to be okay", in a loving way ... I mean what do you do with that LMAO!!

So if you can talk you will be doing really well top question.. suppose if I could talk I would have asked him,

1. Where do all the odd socks go ? 3. 2. IF you ever make another Trump can he have a bigger penis?

2. Why do cats knock things over!?

So...Where is the Bar and what time is Happy Hour???

Define God

I will saying nothing to God. And I believe God will also say nothing to me.

Meeting "God!?" I won't hold my breath. Or for that other mythological fantasy, "Satan."

WTF is wrong with you? You have got to be the Shittiest Deity every. FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!!

I couldnt do better that Stephen Fry and i am not sure that I would want to speak to god - what for?

I'd ask em if he(or she) would like to grab a drink and discuss the issues.

Which one?

And why are you using a male pronoun?

Let me guess.

You also see him as "White" and "Gentile"

On edit - Fry's answer was excellent. I have answered very similar to that when some evangelic type keeps pushing the issue because they think they are going to cause me to have a "come to Jesus moment."

That type of answer will generally shut them down. .