Funny, I get the feeling you'd shit your bed whether you had an excuse or not.

They're your sheets, lady.

Live the dream.

@Toonman Are you accusing me of owning my own sheets? ROFL!

@anglophone

No, retard. Of shitting them, and proudly announcing your intentions of doing so.

@Toonman You have failed to excuse me for my intention. Well, tough shit, mister, I am going to do so anyway.

@anglophone

You go right ahead, retard.

@Toonman Are you calling me a retard?

@anglophone If you have to ask..

@Toonman Yes, I chose to ask you.

@anglophone

Having to ask if I'm calling you a retard is a sure sign you're a retard.

@Toonman Your powers of reasoning are abysmal.

@anglophone

Says the retard.

@Toonman A psychologist will be able to help you with disorders of personality.

@anglophone

You're repeating yourself, retard.

@Toonman It is your choice to continue flaunting your disorders of personality.

@Toonman Why should you be nicer and more understanding? Are you even capable of that?

@Toonman Why should I do such a stupid thing as being smarter?

@Toonman So I am retarded, am I? Thank you for letting know.

@Toonman So I am now a fucking retard. I am truly delighted that you told me so.

@Toonman You have been completely blind to what I have been doing with you. I nevertheless thank you for being so cooperative.

I find you to be:

• hyperaggressive
• devoid of social awareness
• dimwitted
• Dunning-Kruger

I again thank you for being so cooperative with me.