This is satire - and while it may sound like something she would say, she hasnt yet.
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Stop watches have been deployed to counter this horological horror.
Greene (MT to her legionnaires) has shone the light on the 50's as the right time.
Many patently patient right wing voters never left.
Coriolis effects can suck one in to her anti-clockwise vortex.
Well, no one told me about her, the way she lied
Well, no one told me about her, how many people cried
But it's too late to say you're sorry
How would I know, why should I care?
Please don't bother tryin' to find her
She's not there