Send In The Rats
Verse 1]
Aren't zealots rich?
They have quite a pair.
Even the females among them
Have nose in mid-air
Send in the rats
[Verse 2]
Aren't they all fools?
Don't you approve?
Bringing back Medieval rules
for racked libs won't move
Where are the rats?
Send in the rats
[Bridge]
Just as I'd started to wake
Found religion a scam not a lure
Making my exit as fast as my sore feet could move
Sure of myself
Nobody cared.
[Verse 3]
Don't you love farce?
Your fault, I fear
We thought that you'd want what we want
Oh well, my dear
But where are the rats?
Send in the rats
Don't bother, I fear.
[Verse 4]
Let's toast the rich.
They have our ear
We do what they want
And libs disappear
Where are the rats?
There ought to be rats
Wait, they're already here.