Now I know what I've been doing wrong in my love life. I should've been asking much older women to sell their home, buy me two cars, quit their job, break the law, and kill themselves, just to have one week in a cheap hotel with me.
Whatever floats your boat. Personally, I would rather be asked to do those things for her than to ask her to do them for me.
I'm talking about the woman prison guard who threw away her life, for one week with a murdering convict.