NEWSFLASH!! - FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE -

-- ISRAEL apologizes for the lies discovered inherent throughout its pernicious Hasbara! --

"So sorry we were caught on this lie to the point that we had to fess up. We will try to make sure it never happens again (i.e. being caught in a lie)."

PLEASE NOTE: Proof of previous and ongoing lies does not allow you to dismiss our others lies, as that would weaken our credibility and hamper our attempts at promoting even more blatant and outrageous lies. Also note, flipping what we say to actually ascertain the truth is decidedly not allowed. Know that we are trying to criminalize this as rapidly and uniformly possible for your 'safety.' We appreciate your total compliance whether voluntarily through use of propaganda saturation, or force, through any number of methods of coercion, whether by psychological warfare, bribing/blackmailing your leadership, smearing of reputations and associations, kidnapping, torture, murder, assassinations (whether outright or covertly), etc. ad infinitum (not that it makes a whiff of difference to us how we maintain control - in time you'll see that 'it's all good' - either on your own, or through our generous application of re-education camp 'learning' techniques. Penalty for failure to grasp these 'unarguable' precepts will be severe. Know that we are watching you at all times. Know also that lack of proof of crimes will in no way be considered lack of proof of your undeniable crimes.)

So...

KEEP CALM
AND
CARRY ON (or else)!

Love <3,

Chosanistan - Home of the Fightin' Chosenites!