Stupid liberals
@SeaGreenEyez
Not at all. It’s comical as hell. It’s genuinely funny.
Same here in Hawaii, no witnesses needed. In fact they've removed the witness signature boxes (which were optional anyway) in favor of phone number and email address of the couple.
So, on the keepsake certificate I make for the couple, we generally don't have witnesses sign, but when there are witnesses, we can, even last week when we had the 3 year old and 6 year old daughters of the couple sign the keepsake certificate.
I often jokingly tell my couples they've got Puff the Magic Dragon (around Hanalei Bay) or various whales, sea turtles and monk seals that make their presence known as their witnesses, but we don't try to get their flipper print on the certificate, haha!