All of those things listed occur in the bibly. The internet will give you scores of examples. Just the story of Lot is enough - he offers his daughters to towns people since they want to rape/ sodomize a couple visiting angels, who, for whatever reason don't have any smiting power (god has plans for those towns folk). And then god committed genocide allowing Lot and his family to escape. Lot's wife looks back and gets turned into a pillar of salt (like a Mafia Don, god wants no witnesses). Then, Lot's daughters get him drunk so he fucks them; that way, they can populate the Earth. Pretty fucked up shit. Maybe it should be required reading in 4th grade, at a school banning books.

@Beowulfsfriend I think you're on to something. We should develop a list of Biblical books and chapters that we approve of. We would recommend giving students access to these so as to immunize them against taking religion seriously. Alternately, the list would be added to the list of books that the religionists want banned, but are set up as a special collection available to all.

Yeah, all of that stuff is in the bible, but most of stories are still pretty boring and uninteresting.